I don’t think I can do any of these.
The Office :
mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
hipster blogs be like
boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”