bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

joshpecksmom:

suck my ass

joshpecksmom:

suck my ass

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

usasheeran:

Ed Sheeran performs at the Staples Centre, 27 August 2014 [X]

punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

ethiopienne:

bruh